Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 13, 2005

Mono Grono

A small little creature that has be plucked from a tree at a small age. Mono Grono’s tend to be cute and need kissies to survive, but can have very poopy butt holes and love stepping in chili. Also, they may cost you thousands of dollars due to kitty kidney stones.

Dang, that dude is such a mono grono

by Miatajuana May 28, 2022

JHT-MONO

Phat monobrow

JHT-MONO IS A SECRET ADMIRER IF DARIUSH

by 123456.32 May 28, 2019

Bolas De Mono

Las Bolas De Tobi

Solo imagina q estas con un mono

y después le miras las bolas de mono

q ves???

by FrancoLand October 20, 2020

Bolas De Mono

Las Bolas De Tobi

Solo imagina q estas con un mono

y después le miras las bolas de mono

q ves???

by FrancoLand October 20, 2020

Mono-funk

A term sometimes used to describe an individual infected with the mononucleosis virus. This term is most commonly used in rural North Dakota and Minnesota.

"Don't kiss her, she's one of those "Mono-funks!"

"He spat on my ham and gave me mono!" "Mono-funk!"

by Current Mono-funk October 29, 2009

mono bait

Any girl or guy who has sores around their mouth, possiby acne, and looks the part.

"Hey Sam, that girl has a nice body, why don't you give her a try"? "Naw, chk out her face, definitely mono bait."

by penis1foot January 27, 2014