Dirty Missionary 

This is best used after you've worked your ass off in the hot sun all day. When banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. Thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady's face and creates the experience of the "dirty missionary".

Amanda: I love you watching you work in the yard all day -Can I get you anything?

Jay: How about some hot sex right now?

Amanda: I think we can do that

While going at it - Jay sticks his left armpit into Amanda's face

Amanda: Oh that's gross!

Jay: It's not gross - it's the Dirty Missionary!

Dirty Missionary by richardstarkey February 24, 2013

pseudo-missionary 

Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.

Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*

pseudo-missionary by bkdfl;skg;fsdlgksd March 31, 2010

Master of Missionary 

Big C is the master of missionary, his unfathomable sexual conquests with the russian kitchen shake the very core of the earth itself. He is so unbelievably skilled at missionary that no sexual act can rival it, not even the Alaskan Pipeline

"All hail the Master of Missionary, we are nothing in this presence"- Jesus M:42 vibing with Roboute Gulliman

Master of Missionary by Kheyan February 28, 2020

Vegan Missionary

Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.

Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!

Vegan Missionary by SGG_256 July 28, 2020

Mr. Missionary 

A guy who is very narrowminded when it comes to sex-positions and/or unatural sexual tendencies. Mr. Missonary will despice all positions except the missonary position, and will have a hard time dealing with people talking about other positions or talking abouth their love towards, oh lets say horses.

Example 1:

Dude: "Oh man I'm so gonna watch some horse-pr0n tonight!"

Guy: "I fucking hate you now - alot!"

Dude "Oh chill Mr. Missionary"

Example 2:

Chick: "David totally skullfucked me last night - he's so thrilled about me getting that glasseye"

Dude: "That's so fucking wrong - I fucking hate you evil bitch!"

Chick: "Whatever you say Mr. Missionary..."

Mr. Missionary by Dingler Hangballs July 11, 2007

Mac missionary 

Someone who proselytizes to their friends and colleagues--PC users--about the virtues of using a Mac

"Oh that Aline, she's such a Mac missionary. She's gotten me and two other colleagues to buy Mac Books in the past month. And you know what? They are better!"

Mac missionary by La(la!) October 15, 2009

legs up missionary 

Stands for a missionary fuck, with the woman rising her legs upwards, sometimes crossing them behind the guy's back. Best position to penetrate deeply.

Random pervert : Damn dude, prOn flicks feels so intimate and passionate when they're doing a legs up missionary, I never get bored of watching this !

legs up missionary by pronLurker October 25, 2011