Midfend

A midfend is someone who isn’t exactly a friend but just a normal person to you. Its not a BFF but also not an enemy. A midfend is also not a stranger but some one you know long enough but still just have nothing to doo with

The other girl in my class is not a friend but a midfend.

by Gauri Samantha August 9, 2020

Midwood High School

The most popular choice for students whom got rejected from their preferred specialized high schools (stuy, btech, SIT).

You hear good things about this school but it's really mid, as implied by its name: MID-wood. Incomparable to specialized high schools: no freshman AP classes, ghetto neighborhood, multiple 911 emergencies, underwhelming sports teams, lack of extracurriculars and funding, overcrowded...

PS. The bathrooms are dreadfully disgusting, and is a popular spot for sussy bakas trying to get a quick smoke.

1: "Did you get into B-Tech?"
2: "Nope, Midwood High School."
1: "Damn, that's sad. Good luck during your 4 years in the ghetto!"

by NoSIGNAL! June 1, 2022

midwest

Okay, I was going to be really mean and say how crappy I think the midwest is. But, with the exception of Missouri (which was actually kind of pretty) and Kansas (which was too flat for my taste), I've not really seen the midwest. And I know plenty of people from the midwest who are really nice and cool. Sure, midwesterners get labeled as fat, boring and backward, but hey, you can find people like that all over the country, right? I don't think the midwest has a monopoly.

I admit, I must have the deserts of Arizona, the mountains of Colorado and the beaches of California, the spicy food of the southwest, and the sunshine all over the west, but I'm sure the midwest has it's share of interesting stuff too.

Anyway, we're all Americans, so what difference does it make?

The midwest probably gets slammed by people who have never even been there, or just passed through.

by Desert Dan April 21, 2006

Midwife Crisis

The act of dropping a newborn on its head shortly after birth.

Please direct your thoughts and prayers to little Jimmy, Nurse Butterfingers had a midwife crisis.

by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007

miwf

Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff

Id rather fuck yo dawg than yo ma she's sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

Midway CC

This is when in the middle of an email conversation someone replies AND CC's someone else without the consent of the other party.

I am having an email conversation with Steve regarding Labor Day plans. In the middle of the back and forth he replies to me but Midway CC's Mike about a Fire Island opening. Not cool. I don't want Mike involved or reading my email conversation.

by Reb Z August 19, 2010

Midwest

Best place for a good time. Better then the eastside, better than the westside, and way better than the southside.

Want to party, go to the midwest.

by Breakpoint July 27, 2004