Mayhem

1. Probably the shittiest excuse for black metal ever. The likes of mayhem caused me to believe black metal was shitty for most of my life until I found out of some real black metal bands like Vinteriket, Arcturus and Darkspace.

Mayhem atracts idiot rampant teens who give black metal a bad name and let people think that black metal is about occultness and satanism or something.

The beautiful side of Mayhem is however that it murders itself out. Session member Varg Vikernes killed lead guitarist Euronimous and the lead vocallist Dead didn't feel like letting anyone take effort to it so he killed himself.

2. Good quality grannyporn.

3. The opposite of good black metal.

1. 'I listen Mayhem, therefore, I'm an uber poser and an idiot who actually things Mayhem is cool while in reality I'm laughed upon by people who are deeper into the black metal scene.'

2. I don't think I'm allowed to give an example of this.

3. Good(Mature) black metal albums:

Arcturus - Aspera Hiems Symfonia
Vinterriket - Der Letzte Winter
Darkspace - Dark Space I
The Kovenant - Nexus Polaris
Summoning - Minas Morgul

by Amar van Leeuwaarde June 11, 2006

Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush

Said to be the strongest marijuana that can be grown on this planet. Only obtainable through about 5 known merchants in the United States, one of them are located in Georgia.. but for obvious reasons no further information of their whereabouts will be revealed.

One hit of this magical plant can send the user(No matter how much pot they may smoke) sky high within seconds, shotguns are NOT recommended (You WILL get high, but you may pass out & not get the chance to enjoy it, it is recommended that you smoke this in groups)! Mixing this with any other drug may be deadly, I really wouldn't know; I've lost a lot of brain cells smoking weed, but I've got enough to know not to try it.
The true name of this brand of weed isn't known, but due to it's affects it obtained the name Amsterdam Mental Mayhem, Outerspace Kush, Code name Ammo (Obviously, the K was dropped from the Acronym).

Stan: Yo, I got that LOUD pack
Rob: That whack ass shrub? Man, I got that Ammo bro..
Stan: You don't mean...
Rob: Yep... that Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush..
Stan: *Drops "Loud Pack" *You can fuck every female I care for !! Just let me hit it once !!

by Ammo Smoker May 3, 2011

Project Mayhem

An elite group of special forces who use advanced tactics to infiltrate public buildings and cause mayhem.

Whoever broke into that heavily guarded public building to cause a ruccus must have been part of Project Mayhem!

by Project Mayhem Ninja June 11, 2008

Billy Maysed

Suddenly struck on the head by a falling object. Not to be confused with Billy Mazed.

My girlfriend was reaching for the bag of dog food on the top shelf when she was Billy Maysed.

by imajerkimapunk October 6, 2009

momma mayhem

1. lady luck
2. the member of a group of friends who can shake his hips well

1. going for the touchdown! matt, you're my momma mayhem.
2. momma mayhem do the hip-shake!

by sitting duck August 24, 2003

Makers of Mayhem

A pure clan in runescape. It is filled with a bunch of little kids that are too into a game.

Person one: Omg you're goin to fight the Makers of Mayhem?
Person two: You mean the muffin makers?
Person one: yeaaaaaaa

by idk349532 March 12, 2008

Mayhem

The originaters of The Fucking Shittiest music out there "Black Metal". A style of music which consists of outcasts and losers who cause havoc and think there cool for it,there music is terrible and pointless and its like listning to a very bad horror movie.

Jonny "hey i herd some guy in a band like named "mayhem" liked to do fucked up shit on stage and of stage, its like part of some black metal thing were these losers try to be even more outcasted"
Jimmy " Yeah,,,its just fucking lame"

by Jimmy Smits April 17, 2006