mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

John Mayer

John Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls.

“He likes that little girl, what a John Mayer”

by tayloswift May 12, 2023

Goin' John Mayer

To once having pretty good alternative music, but for no apparent reason just start making slow acoustic crap that no one likes. Includes making generic music videos of just sitting on a stool playing a guitar, and walking around a bit, with no destination in mind.

"Well one likes the music I'm playing, I'm Goin' John Mayer! People will have to like my music then!"

"Yea I doubt that."

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009

Mayer

A person who is kind loyal and makes a great bestfriend.

They are such a Mayer!

by lazymuffin February 4, 2017

Mayar

Origin: Turkish
Meaning: Moon glow
S: Can be used for female and male

"Wow that baby is gorgoues!"
"Yes her name is Mayar"
"Such a beautiful name for a little baby"

"Oh my god, did you see that guy in the soccer team?"
"Yeah his name is Mayar"
"Omg so hot!"

by WrittenByACandle June 7, 2016

John Mayer

The epitome of a dickless faggot.

Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.

by BigDickJordanB October 14, 2009

John Mayer

Another term for jackass or dipshit

John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.

by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006