by this dicl March 4, 2018

by Wads and willis February 5, 2015

James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass
by sirsketchalot May 21, 2016

The Tyronius Maximus were free roaming in the African desert until the mid 1800s. After that time, a small number of them remained in tribes, but those have all but evaporated. Occasionally you will may observe one robbing a convenience store, or shooting an unarmed civilian for no reason.
by TTVJones October 4, 2018

by random pittied fool May 10, 2010

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean
by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)
this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)
this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)
jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!
by greg jameson October 9, 2008
