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fupus maximus

did you watch the new fupus maximus vid fam
by this dicl March 4, 2018
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beautius maximus

a really nice ass.

the kind of ass that makes your pants tighter.
James: dude i just saw a woman with a beautius maximus
Ricky: whats a beautius maximus?
James: its a really nice ass
by sirsketchalot May 21, 2016
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Tyronius Maximus

The blackest of all black people. Thought by many to be nearly extinct by some scholars.
The Tyronius Maximus were free roaming in the African desert until the mid 1800s. After that time, a small number of them remained in tribes, but those have all but evaporated. Occasionally you will may observe one robbing a convenience store, or shooting an unarmed civilian for no reason.
by TTVJones October 4, 2018
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Dickimus Maximus

Name given to male subject with extreme penile capabilities.
Fear Me for I am the Great Dickimus Maximus, and I am capable of unfathomable vaginal discomfort.
by random pittied fool May 10, 2010
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noobicus maximus

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean
Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.
by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005
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girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)
jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!
by greg jameson October 9, 2008
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