ya mam gay xd

an insult of the highest intellect

if you say ya mam gay xd after killing someone on fortnite automatic nuke on the person you game ended xdddddddddd

by kid fortnite xd November 23, 2018

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MAM

This world is used when you wanna annoy you mum or mom. MAMMMMMMM.... CoUld also used as a chicken nugget

"MAMMMMMM where are ya?"
"MAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHICKEN NUGGETS"

by Chicken Nugget bishhhhhhhhhhhh June 12, 2018

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The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.

I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.

by kennypet July 11, 2018

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Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

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Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

by mamthegreat February 17, 2019

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