Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Doppyflong Mace

The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace

I will fashion a doppyflong mace and humble this knave for his insolence

by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025

polish mace

When someone smells or looks so bad your eyes burn

That sweaty mexican looks like polish mace

by beaudrox September 19, 2016

white mace

A white boy with a long cock

Bradley has a white mace did you hear?

by MoDz DiStUrB3d February 4, 2023

Man Mace

When a guy cums without warning during oral, don't swallow, spit-take his cum in his eyes

I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.

by DarkestOverlord December 2, 2023

Logan Mace

Says the N-Word on a regular basis and loves to take it up the bum. Absolute Fatty. Biggest mass known to man.

Girl 1: OMG is Logan Mace your boyfriend?
Girl 2: *Kills Herself*

by Aston Thompson January 8, 2024