loophole in the bible

A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.

"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."

"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"

by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016

shampoo loop

the occurrence of multiple shampooings or washing body parts during a shower because you get distracted and forget what you've already cleaned.

Writer: I had a great idea for a book this morning in the shower, but it led to a three round shampoo loop.

Friend: I hate that!

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Wife: You used all the hot water!

Husband: Sorry, I got stuck in a shampoo loop.

by bomt April 19, 2010

Booster Looster

The opposite of Looster Booster. The channel has the same name but switched around. Run by Johnny Saiden aka DaMightyBoss. He’s most famous for posting the video “Cue Aidens Hairline”, which was sadly taken down. Sub to Booster Looster

Joe: Hey have you watched the video cue Aidens hairline?
Mama: No. Who made it?
Joe: This channel called Booster Looster. You should sub to him.
Mama: Aight

by Cardboard_Eggs November 5, 2019

Driver Loop

The Driver Loop is where you stack many loops upon each other to create a huge sounding piece of music. The loops must also be of similar instrumentation. For example, saxophone and more saxophone.

Sam: Hey, what you making George.

George: I am making a driver loop!

by Pedal Man December 16, 2022

kirchhoff's loop rule

When 3 dudes penetrate each other in a circle, the cocks in must equal the cocks out.

Dude, want to see a proof of kirchhoff's loop rule?

by SuccKing October 10, 2017

two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.

Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018

Froot Loops

The CORRECT way to spell Froot Loops.

Guy 1: hey, let's go get some fruit loops
Guy 2: it's FROOT loops you asshat

by Souma Mondal June 9, 2005