by johndoe911 December 22, 2020
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by Kiss Simon immediately June 16, 2022
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Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
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A dick face who likes to creep on dead bodies to get subscribers because his life is so meaningless that he has turned to YouTube to make an income.
by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 14, 2018
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