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dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.
Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023
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Vaganus Lingerberries

This is the by-product of dingle-berries being left behind, and the sweat from a vagina/ass crack mixing and mingling, altogether causing a foul stench in the area of the vagina. Most noticeable when hitting it from behind.
After a long night of dancing, we left the club and headed home. Shortly thereafter, this amazingly hot chick requested doggy style, bent over, and there it was... that god-awful smell... VAGANUS LINGERBERRIES!
by Vaganus Lingerberrius September 8, 2010
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Langley High School

Ah Langley... so many things are said about it. Most people from Northern Virginia, especially Mclean High School, Langley's rival, will remark that Langley is nothing but a bunch of rich, stuck-up, snobs living off "daddy's money". It is true that Langley High School parents are mostly well-off but that does not mean that all of them raise their children to be ungrateful, selfish snobs. In fact, every school has its population of sluts, drug dealers and doers, snobs, daddys-girls, dumb jocks, etc. Langley is just the school people decide to stereotype. But any school can fit that make. Additionally a lot of people that go to Langley are "real", have jobs, work hard in school and in sports.
As a result, Langley students consistently have the highest SAT scores in the region (not including Thomas Jefferson, a magnet school), are ranked highest among other regional school's in Newsweeks top 100, perform well at sports (often times beating McLean - a lot), have higher acceptance rates at Ivy League colleges and in state schools such as UVA and William and Mary.
Furthermore, when writing an urban dictionary entry, they are smart enough to make a logical arguement enumerating why it is that they are better than McLean High School, and to simply point out that people shouldn't steroetype. Look at the facts (entry number 2 especially) and you will see that when Langley students say they are better at something than another - often times they are. This runs the gammit from athletics to academics.
Finally, McLean, you are just jealous because you will always be remembered as the school 5 miles away that could just never compete
"Good thing we go to Langley High School, or else we'd be like Mclean and wouldn't be able to understand words used such as enumerated and gammit"
by Taylor S January 14, 2008
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turd linger

One who hangs around turd, or one who likes being in the presence of turd or turd smelling farts.
by PutPile September 12, 2006
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linger on my pillow

dayyyum girl... why you gotta linger on my pillow?
by smack!! July 18, 2004
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touch and linger

when you're wanting to catch the attention of someone you're attracted to as you're passing by them , or are in conversation with them you place your hand on them ( lower back, hands, chest, etc.) and you have it linger a little longer then then you would in a normal situation...also known as performing the "T and L"
"When walking through a crowd you perform a touch and linger on person you're attracted to and slowly and gently move them out of the way, hoping to catch their attention"
by ALI Bmoney January 18, 2010
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lingenfelter

The name John Lingenfelter has become a legend in the world of performance engineering.
The ambitions and aspirations of many engineers and enthusiasts, the world over, were represented almost casually in his daily life and actions. For over 28 years, Lingenfelter has been synonymous with world class performance, taking great cars and trucks and reinventing them with legendary precision.

This legendary record of precision engineering continues, as the Lingenfelter design team continues to target design excellence in engine packages and parts.
The Lingenfelter legend remains with us in every detail, and is reflected in our vehicles with refined power, speed and control.

Lingenfelter Performance Engineering
or LPE offers packages for C4, C5 & C6 Corvette. Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet SSR, Pontiac GTO, Chevrolet Camaro, Impala SS, Pontiac Firebird, Cadillac Escalade, GMC Denali, Sierra & H2 Hummer & Dodge Viper. Lingenfelter twin turbo packages range from 550 horsepower to over 1,000 horsepower and supercharger packages starting at 475 horsepower.
Oh shit!
Look at that Lingenfelter Corvette!
It has a LS7 7.0L V8 with 1280Hp!
0-60 in 1.7 seconds!
Yea rite!?

Wanna bet?

Fucking rite

3..2..1..

=DONE!=
Dam, he was rite!
by damthatwasfast July 2, 2007
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