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License Plate

A tattoo, usually located at the base of a female's (generally one of loose character) neck. Used to identify said female during heavy drug induced doggy style sex.
Chad was so stoned, the only way to he was able to remember the bitch was by her license plate.
by mjoblio May 31, 2004
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The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!
by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010
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cool license

1. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) license given to superawesome members of any given social group or subculture.
2. The cool license is a fictional (or literal?!) document issued to prominent or awesome members of society to recognize them as someone undoubtedly cool.

The Down Side: The cool license is also often invoked when someone does something undeniably and painfully geeky; however, in this case it is recognized by the removal of itself.
The Up Side: "For letting me use the bathroom first when half a 24 was sloshing about in your bladder, I present you with your very own cool license."

The Down Side: "You're going out, for halloween, as Sephiroth. Dude, your cool license has been officially revoked."
by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004
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Gunting license

Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..
Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)

How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!

Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)

Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.

fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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license plate

a tattoo located above the buttocks, generally spanning from one hip to the other

also termed as "Santa Cruz license plate"
Molly's pants were so low cut you could see the bottom of her license plate.
by m3g April 7, 2005
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License to Drill

Being able to fuck other women as a married man with your wife's blessing.
Wow man, did you hear about Nick? His wife gave him a license to drill because she knows she can't satisfy his hunger!
by JackStone April 27, 2010
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Cuck license

A Cuck License is a permissive software license that that does not enforce the freedom of derivative works. This means that anyone can take Cuck licensed software and turn it into proprietary software/spyware/malware, effectively cucking the original author.
George wrote the network stack for FreeBSD, Apple took his code and George got absolutely nothing in return because he used a Cuck license.
by Zipdox July 27, 2022
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