When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.
Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.
by KalloFox34 December 02, 2019
A shot and a beer to get things started. After a long day working for the man a redneck pulls up to his favorite bar stool and orders a shot and a beer to start his Friday (or Monday) night off right.
by nebtam August 06, 2010
Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)
Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.
Philip: Tough dose bro.
Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!
Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.
Philip: Tough dose bro.
Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!
by ThePussySmasher2k14 May 26, 2014
1) The act of biting ones gouch and/or taint hair off and chewing in an erotic fasion
2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth
2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth
by Hammer and Sickle May 09, 2006
When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.
by Chewi and Obi February 01, 2016
When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.
"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"
by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 03, 2013
Lawnmower-sex is when you have a sexual attraction to lawnmowers. You probably like the smell of grass while you're fucking it.
Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.
Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.
Guy 1: Oh Garry what are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.
Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.
by TheCheesyOne January 15, 2020