Lanyard Kid

Normally defined as a Middle/High Schooler who wears one or more lanyards alongside being underdressed or having poor fashion. The lanyards are often decorated and may be accompanied by clothing based on popular gaming franchises.

These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.

David came into the library and offered to suck my dick. I looked at that lanyard kid in disgust and walked away, hoping not to see him at the Dungeons and Dragons club later.

by MillwoodHighSchool January 20, 2024

Lanyarista

Person employed by local government who has a large salary and does not give a single shit of about how well they do their job or not. Always wears at least one lanyard signifying their power over the public.

Did you hear the Lanyarista who screwed up Bristol Council's Housing department got a £64k pay off to go away quietly?

by Danack July 19, 2025

Lanyan

People who love, adore, and cherish Lanyan. A character from the hit game Genshin impact

"Lanyan is so cute!!"

"Lanyan is the best character ever!"

"Lanyan is better than Scaramouche!"

"She's the best Anemo catalyst."

by Ilovelanyanmorethanmyself October 27, 2025

black lanyard

a term used when a woman has an ultimately massive bum. these women are often known for trading sex for money

did you hear saharahs got a new job?

yeah I heard it’s smth to do with a “black lanyard”

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Harry's Lanyard

A way to describe something that keeps getting stolen.
"Harry's Lanyard" has become a meme.

"Harry isn't getting his Lanyard back"
"Harry's Lanyard is on the roof and he ain't getting it back lol"

by Martinlovesfood December 17, 2019