Lansing Blow

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

Lass will Love Vitch again

Prom night. Tears on Vitch's face. Lass' hand held firmly... by a women. Two x chromosomes was all it took. Vitch cried until he could no longer produce tears, only blood. But Lass would come around. No matter how dire the situation, a positive occurrence must follow.

"Dude, I crashed my car yesterday! I wanna cry!"

"It's okay bro! Lass will love Vitch again!"

Lass' lips may have been tainted by that of a female, but no matter. Lass will love Vitch again!

by ZekeKillerCroc April 28, 2022

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013

African Lasso

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.

You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

Maddison Lansing

Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500

“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”

by Marcopologr June 20, 2018

Lasith

A Sri Lankan boy who is the boss. He is often very smart as well as having a dick too large to describe. He also has the ability to pull any girl within a matter of seconds with his stunning looks and features.

The Lasith walked in holding Emma Watsons hand, a group if young, bangable girls was following him.

by SwedishBobMuffin November 22, 2016

lässig

"lässig" is the Swiss and West-Austrian term for

a) something being cool
b) dressing casually

a) "Yes, yes, it's so lässig, yes, aah"
b) "He's dressed kinda lässig"

by schfiftyfive1234 December 25, 2010