Krista Shauerte

Beauty that rivals mythilogical goddesses. A woman whom is heart is big and always loving everything. Has a gorgeous smile and makes anyones day by just seeing her. ALWAYS carries an aura of happiness that as soon as you get close to her you have no choice but to be happy and care free. Always there for both family and friends. And able to steal even the strongest of hearts with only a quick look.

"Did you see that girl?" "Yeah! She must be like a Krista Shauerte!"

by IfICouldFindYouNow August 22, 2011

Hot krista

The act of slightly seducing someone, but in return recieving an undesired head butt.

I pulled the Ole hot krista on him and now my head hurts.

by RB Money August 20, 2024

krista hot

krista hot is not shes a rat who loves eaing toes

krista hot

by ava ray mmm June 20, 2023

Doing Krista

When you are flyfucking at least 2,5 years.

Also, fucking Krista.

Y'all: "Why is this man pausing brewjob to fuck this poor fly?"
Me: "He's doing Krista, fuggedaboutit!"
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Roomate: "Why is this nice lady nekkid on my friend?"
Me: "She's doing Krista, nothing to worry about!"

by ssphynxx December 17, 2023