keep your knickers on

said to someone who's getting far too panicy about some minor thing... like keep your hair on, keep cool.. etc..
I'll do it in a minute! keep your knickers on!
by sibergoth June 11, 2006
mugGet the keep your knickers onmug.

Gangsta Ass Knickers

Some damn fly articles of clothing sported only by the baddest of the bad. If you think you can handle these pants- you'd better think twice. But- if you so happen to be one of the few that can, than may you be worshiped by the rest of the gangster community for all eternity.
If you can handle it:

Homie 1. "Yo, Dawg! Those are some gangsta ass knickers you got der!"
Homie 2. "Ah, thanks man!"
by plopped October 30, 2011
mugGet the Gangsta Ass Knickersmug.

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.
by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009
mugGet the Blooming Knicker Baconmug.

yo yo knickers

"I shagged That Girl last night"
"What Yo Yo Knickers? Who hasn't?"
by SteveDave May 9, 2003
mugGet the yo yo knickersmug.

knicker bocker

Knicker bocker can mean anything. From an orange to sexual intercourse.
1.My brother showed me his knicker bocker, or penis.
2.I pushed a knicker bocker, or a hoe, down the Grand Canyon.
3.I am going to has a knicker bocker, sexual intercourse=, with you tomorrow night.
4.Have a knick bocker, wonderful, day.
by IMwise March 18, 2009
mugGet the knicker bockermug.

absolute knickers lah

when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.

Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah

Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah

That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
by mon errigal February 25, 2011
mugGet the absolute knickers lahmug.
A person who does not easily get their knickers in a twist.
"James is always so panicky, but Liss is definitely a straight knickered individual"
by LondonStatto January 3, 2009
mugGet the straight knickered individualmug.

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