cum kettle

A tea kettle that has been nutted in

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back

by CoomLord69__ March 30, 2021

Kettle playz

He’s a really cool guy he like encanto probably gay for Bruno hes a road man 🤡🔪

Omg have you seen kettle playz?
He’s so cool hounds army suck !

by peter groomerfish February 17, 2022

sex kettle

a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say

"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot

by Bazbestos May 28, 2010

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006

Put the Kettle On

To prepare for sexual intercourse.

"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."

by Anonymous467 June 25, 2012

Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!

by janeofalltrades January 3, 2021