backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021

Kazoo

a really cool person that people can trust with anything. probably is gay too.

Person 1: You know Kasper?
Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Well, he's a kazoo.

by kaspertfg March 29, 2022

Kazoo

a really cool person that people can trust with anything. probably is gay too.

Person 1: You know Kasper?
Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Well, he's a kazoo.

by kaspertfg March 29, 2022

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Kazoo

An amazing person. He has is a great friend. I couldnt imagine where i would be if he hadnt been my friend and he sings to me sometimes

also I DONT LIKE PAW PATROL

stab: hey kazoo how are ya
kazoo: *sings shape of you*

by stab i think July 24, 2021