sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 09, 2022

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 21, 2021

hizoo kazoo

To indulge in alcohol and marijuana at the same time.

Wanna score some bud and do hizoo kazoo tonight?

Shit Yes!

by Manty July 16, 2004

Kazoo xiao

doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

A: Hey dude whats your favorite genshin character
B: Kazoo xiao
A: Bro what

B:doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

by LvvlyyKleeetf February 15, 2022

Lil Kazoo Kid

The best kazooist of our generation. Show stopping performances talent beyond anyones comprehension. Extremely tall, hot and talented

Have you heard that lil kazoo kid is having a comeback?????

by lil kazoo kid July 30, 2022

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022