Karate Carving

When someone with lack of experience or a sharp knife attempts to carve a turkey. By using very quick and repeated strikes on the bird they manage to pull and cut small chunks of white and dark meat instead of the beautifully sliced traditional serving.

Did you see Tommy struggling with the Turkey? Ya I felt bad, I wanted to help him out. He was giving that Turkey the Karate Carving beat down!

by MTJMZ December 17, 2009

Karate cock

When you attempt to karate chop someone, but miss and accidentally hit yourself square in the penis and/or testicular sack.

He moved too quick, and I accidentally karate cocked myself.

by Told you I could May 31, 2017

national karate

A shity hell hole

I went to national karate and was in the garage dumb

by Micheal dreasher December 21, 2017

Karate jump

A move used in the process of "pulling a jacob"

My friend just tried to Karate jump.

by What do u care July 25, 2012

Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007

Body Karate

Cocaine, It gives your body a kick.

Got any body karate? I could use a kick.

by jessekaratekid October 10, 2021

Karate Explosion

1.) Randomness

2.) To shit in a sack, and then hit someone across the face while making a "hi-ya" sound.

I gave my friend a karate explosion, he smelt like ass for weeks.

by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005