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Kaden

Kadens are sad bitches. Sometimes they’ll be beating their meat to porno, whilst the other is anime. He’ll bully you because he thinks he’s cool. All his friends are fake. To sum it all up, Kadens are bitch niggas.
Boy 1: yo who’s that short dude

Boy 2: oh it’s kaden...
Boy 1: oh I heard his dick’s small as hell.
by Aids for days July 8, 2019
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Kaden

A boy that is nice when you first meet him, but can sometimes be really mean. Kaden is cute, sweet, and sadly a heartbreaker. He does not try to be a heartbreaker, but with his good looks and charming personality he can’t help it. A lot of girls fall for him. He is into theatre. He’s really awesome, and his best trait is how careing he is!
Hey did you see Kaden today?

Yeah I did see Kaden, isn’t he adorable?! *sigh*
by Emmy.Lol May 19, 2018
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Kaden

Kaden is a total dick. He uses you to get closer to your best friend. Hes such an asshole. Hes a really good looking guy, but he'll stay with you for a year and 1 month and then tell his best friend that he didnt even like you. If you dont believe any of this. Its true. Trust me i know for a fact thats what hes gonna do. The worst part is, is that he asked you out and stared at you in math class
His bff-Hey. I have something to tell you.
Gf-Yea whats up?
His bff-Um...Kaden didnt even like you from the start
Gf-*asks to go to the bathroom, comes back 3 min later and looks like shes been crying*
His bff-Are you ok?
Gf-Yea
by Shes an asshole April 20, 2020
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Kaden

Kaden is usually a brown/black haired male that is tall and can take people down. Most of the time, a Kaden won’t play football even though he would be good if he tried. Kaden’s race is usually mixed, other times being black. He wear dark T shirts and is kind unless you make him mad and then he’ll lose his shit. A Kaden is a bad ass fighter and doesn’t alwags show it. Don’t mess with his friends if he has any. A Kaden also play videos game such as Fortnite that keeps him a virgin, despite him being strong.
“Woah, did you see Kaden? He just broke a kids nose!”
“Don’t invite Kaden to the party, he’ll cause a fight”

That dude is so bad ass. He is such a Kaden”
by FireHorseMate March 6, 2019
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Kaden

Loves getting fucked by the homies and has 1 inch glizzy
kaden has such a small wanker
by $imp August 27, 2020
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Kaden

Kaden is a very sweet girl. She’s always so pretty and someone who’s beauty is underestimated. She probably has many guy friends who are secretly in love with her but she is blind to it. She loves her family and is probably taller than you. She does have a boyfriend though and he might just be her true love and doesn’t know it quite yet. She’s smart but not too smart. Probably is a city girl but doesn’t mind a trip to the country. Always enjoy a kaden because she is always in for a good time!
“ Oh do you remember what that really pretty, tall, sweet girl was named that we met at that party?”
“No but it sounds like you’re describing a kaden!”
by johnurcoolfriend June 22, 2019
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Kaden

He’s a cool guy .... not like your typical cool guy he’s the guy that you look at and just automatically know wow that’s a cool guy he also has a humongous COCk- personality
Wow that Kaden ..... what a cool
by Blahblahbloop March 7, 2021
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