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Jort

by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023
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Jorts

Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.
Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...
by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018
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Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.
Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)
by Geiletijger November 22, 2021
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struggle jorts

Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024
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Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy
You suck so bad at this game, you jort!
by mafialord February 23, 2022
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Jort

Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.
Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?
by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021
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jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.
john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!
by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024
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