jort

I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.
by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019
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Jort

Someone who is drowning in the pussy. Mainly becausr of his enormous amount of populairity.
Look at that Jort over there, he sure is smashing tonight!
by Yoghurt15 February 26, 2017
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Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.
Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.
by Mr. Mahjong September 07, 2018
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A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”
“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”
by Schnortle McFly January 08, 2023
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Jort

the best person you wil ever meet! great lover and very clever. loves travelling and techno partys. Jort is FUCKING awesome!
by jort the king March 31, 2017
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Jorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.
by DrWalrus May 30, 2021
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