jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 21, 2023

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

by hellloooo69696420jorts May 16, 2024

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024