Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

by themarcazard April 25, 2022

Skanky Jahnke

Most commonly a girl who wears as little clothing, and as much bra padding possible. She is excepcionally whore-ish, and sells her clothes on facebook.

"I saw this girl today, she was a total Skanky Jahnke."

by juicebox'd February 14, 2009

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

by R()$$ April 24, 2004

Johnmehr

the guy you dont know is telling the truth.

Or the guy that is an fucking asshole and a savage.

Or the good guy but you rather wont talk to

Hey that's Johnmehr .
guy: He owe me 4 bux.
guy 2: He's a fucking asshole BUT a goddamn savage!
guy3: he's a nice guy but i'll rather dont talk to him.

by The fucking Millitary! May 3, 2018

Johnsen

The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".

"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"

by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009

Jahnke

One who is homosexual

Matt over there is a jahnke.

by The_Tree December 20, 2007