Johannes

He is the most perfect person you will ever meet. Johannes is a very handsome guy and he has this special look in his eyes. When he wants a girl he fights for her. Loads of girls have a crush on him or they are interested, but he only wants her. He is very smart and plays football. He also has really dirty thouhts, but he will care for you. He will always say the truth an he will never lie to you. Sometimes you can trust him more than your best friend. His smile make you melt, even though you hate it, you love it! He can be an ass too but most of the time he is perfect.
"Who is that?"
"Thats Johannes, he's mine!"
by emma180902 January 13, 2019
mugGet the Johannesmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Johanne

emo ass sociopath looking ass midget. we cool.
by mattabm December 2, 2017
mugGet the Johannemug.

Johannes

He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.
a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025
mugGet the Johannesmug.

Johannes

Biggest pussy alive despite only eating cock
by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022
mugGet the Johannesmug.

Johannes

A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
“That guys style really screams old money.”
Of course, I mean it’s Johannes.”
by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023
mugGet the Johannesmug.

Share this definition