NJ is summed up in this quote.
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.
by Angry_Asian_Girl November 22, 2004
Jersey Chaser.
- A chick who only goes after members of a certain athletic team. Always in attendence at each of the teams matches or games, she can usually be seen pointing out members of the team in which she has met and/or has had sexual relations with. When not attending games, she can be found in and/or around local gymnasiums and athletic fields. Of the ones who are not obese, they are generally club going girls that tend to flock towards the best players of the team but are typically satisfied with any member listed on this weeks roster or that participates in warmups.
- A chick who only goes after members of a certain athletic team. Always in attendence at each of the teams matches or games, she can usually be seen pointing out members of the team in which she has met and/or has had sexual relations with. When not attending games, she can be found in and/or around local gymnasiums and athletic fields. Of the ones who are not obese, they are generally club going girls that tend to flock towards the best players of the team but are typically satisfied with any member listed on this weeks roster or that participates in warmups.
Man, dressing this week was the best thing that ever happened to me. I had like 4 jersey chasers back at my apartment last nite.
by TB430 November 13, 2006
Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.
Example:
Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.
Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!
Rob – I got this.
Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?
Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)
Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)
Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!
Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.
Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!
Rob – I got this.
Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?
Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)
Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)
Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!
by Mr. NJ June 30, 2010
The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.
Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."
Person 2: "Fuck You."
by VasDefrensRule November 04, 2009
by cjoquattro September 13, 2010
by IAmLadyFox August 11, 2011
Somebody from the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (NOT New Jersey). The word "bean" comes from the popular Jersey dish "Bean Crock".
by Nashy152 May 22, 2009