He is very cute according to me and everyone else i have shown him to so he cant deny it. he is a booly too and mocks me for having said cocky milk ONE TIME ON A DEFINITION WTF MEAN. and for nervous brushing my hair and having glasses smh. but i still love him anyways and infinitely more than he loves me so haha he cant deny it because its a definition now. so yeet he is also perfect and a gift from god like the actual meaning of his name. <333
by Cam-ingo April 08, 2021
A arrogant, selfish, low life piece of dog tird who thinks they are God's gift to women and men too in sure. A greedy manipulator who only cares for himself and doesn't care who he uses along the way. And older guy usually like to act like they are still young and tries to be something like a Larry hover or big meech.
OMG my daughter is sick in a hospital and her husband is out not riding in her car with another women I can't believe he's being such a Jeff
by Juicytay April 07, 2017
A: Eh You know Jeff?
B: Ya he always with that guy Webster eating pork and a guy called AA which keeps following him.
B: Ya he always with that guy Webster eating pork and a guy called AA which keeps following him.
by You know ughh October 31, 2016
World record holder for penis size (length). Measuring 34" in a flaccid state, Jeff cannot achieve an erection without running the risk of death due to low blood flow to the brain. A true tragedy.
Damn, Jeff is 34" long soft, but he can't get hard. I guess he'll just have to use it for tether ball or something.
by Cunnilinguist11 May 13, 2014
by The White Amur February 15, 2014
dam that nigga is so jeff
by UnOhEbRePpInDaT 5 6 January 08, 2008