Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

yellow jackin

Jacking of with a condom to protect yourself from getting pregnant

Me - Aye mum is was just beating my dick, but don't worry i was yellow jackin
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?

by Jeremy careswell May 26, 2018

snackin and jackin

“snackin” (smooching on yo gal) and “jackin” (jackin yo boys dickle)

Jake: “Hey Jasmine what’d you do with your husband this weekend?”
Jasmine: “Just snackin and jackin my dude”

by Yo Boi Pablo April 24, 2018

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017

Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).

I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.

by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Beiber Jackin

when you hear/see someone listing watching singing talking thinking about Justin Beiber at the same time that you are.

*both singing at same time*
Girl 1: "I need somebody to love"
Girl 2: "Never Say Never"

*both yelling*

Girl 1: Hey Bitch you Beiber Jackin!!!
Girl 2:What evs hoe I was singing first!!!

by Peric E. Nukka March 3, 2011