When you say you’re going to do something as simple as hanging out with your friends and then don’t.
by Nerd Neck August 06, 2020
by some bald white guy2 October 31, 2022
Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 15, 2017
by The Omega Parmesan Wedge August 28, 2022
Me - Aye mum is was just beating my dick, but don't worry i was yellow jackin
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?
by Jeremy careswell April 14, 2018
to speak for no reason about things u dont know anything about: And or to talk non-stop just to annoy someone
Talking to much,yabber jackin
by Jrat November 21, 2013
A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 15, 2022