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jabroni

This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.
any time someone calls someone a goat, jabroni works just fine
by tocantonto November 18, 2020
mugGet the jabronimug.

Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."
by 727Haole October 22, 2012
mugGet the Bro Jabronimug.

Jabronie

Shaq, Lord Jamars new name is Lord Jabronie
by Clerbz January 31, 2020
mugGet the Jabroniemug.

JaBronie

"No, bro, I don't want to educate myself on the perilous effects that corporate tax cuts have on the working class nor do I want to strengthen the flawed and underfunded American Safety Net."
"Chill, bro. You're being a JaBronie right now."
by MandemBronem February 7, 2021
mugGet the JaBroniemug.

Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.
Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”
by Paul the time September 5, 2023
mugGet the Jabronimug.

Jabroni

A person who wears cargo shorts, flip flop, gold chain, and goes by the name Charles.
Damn Charlie, stop being such a Jabroni!
by Thestench September 6, 2018
mugGet the Jabronimug.

Jabroni

(juh-broe-nee)noun1. Another word for football.
"Through me the jabroni"!
by itz ya boi skinny penis August 27, 2019
mugGet the Jabronimug.

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