Fucktose intolerant

The condition of completely being unable to tolerate other people's bullshit.

After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

fucktose intolerant

The condition of being completely unable to deal with other people’s bullshit.

John had to leave work early today because after lunch he became fucktose intolerant.

by Stceortrty November 30, 2024

Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.

Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by AdamFra January 30, 2023

cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld September 13, 2022

cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld October 30, 2022

hogan intolerance

a common condition where food produced by hogan dining cannot be properly digested due to the poor quality of the food

Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance

by A D1 Athlete January 24, 2024

Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 30, 2017