The Internet

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

by .hack//ADAM August 21, 2006

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A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.

"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

-The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by axbesm_starr July 14, 2006

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The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.

by blazelust January 07, 2007

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What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.

Oh, look at me! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu

by Cheney October 05, 2007

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A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia.

All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as Google. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news.

You usually use the Internet via the World Wide Web. You use a Web browser such as Internet Explorer or Firefox to look things up.

The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.

I can look up stuff on the Internet using Google.

by shadowhawk September 16, 2004

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