trench kiss

you've heard of the french kiss.. now there's the trench kiss. It works exactly like the french kiss, however it'll be her pussy your kissing and not her mouth. You've never explored her trenches like this before

Man, I trench kissed this girl last night and she told me it felt better than sex

by master_of_the_hidden_arts July 3, 2011

Trench Mafia

Trench Mafia is an organization created by Ryan Walden. The organization consist of offensive and defense of line men or the “trench mob”.

“Trench mafia putting on a show today”.

“Im a proud member of trench mafia”.

by Bullrider786 May 21, 2021

Trench Wanking

'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.

"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*

by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012

Gumby's Trench

A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.

That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...

by xboxknowledge June 30, 2011

trench licker

Point blank ....Lesbian

Rosie is a trench licker.

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

trench war

When two people have a thumb war up someones butthole

Ex: Mark: Yo dude how did it go with two guys and one girl last night?Did you get any action?
Luke: Let's just say i am boss at trench wars
Mark: beanz

by mykittenwearsmittens January 12, 2011

trench cock

Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.

Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.

by deezlet August 18, 2009