Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.
Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.
by Zer0skills February 13, 2021
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lk-99

A potential room-temperature superconductor, and something Gen Z will milk the heck out of. If enough time is allocated to LK-99's research and development, it would be the biggest inventions of the 21st century, and something that the general public will hear at least once.

This was originally published by three South Korean researchers just casually experimenting in their university/whatever lab they were working in. The research paper is not peer-reviewed, and was published to a archive research site.

We will finally be able to have super fast friction-less trains and hover-boards from Back From the Future movies. If you don't don't hear it at all in the coming 30 days, maybe it turned out to be another flop.
Some 3 guys in Korea: we just experimented with a new type of room-temperature superconductor, LK-99, which will revolutionise humanity and the way we use electricity!

Western science papers and scientists worldwide: Uh, we don't think so, unless enough R&D is put into whatever this new substance you're talking about is.

Same 3 guys from Korea: You are free to reproduce our scientific results, if you wish.
by jackedwebber August 03, 2023
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Keep it 99

Coming from the sayingkeep it 100”, meaning to keep it real.

Keeping it 99 means the opposite of this
by TheFrenchDuck May 14, 2022
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99%ER

NOUN: TERM TO DESCRIBE THE NON-ULTRA-RICH.
THERE ARE ONLY 1% OF AMERICANS THAT OWN 90% OF THE WEALTH AND THE REST ARE THE 99%ERS.
by mary jaye May 21, 2017
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page 99

a page in the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's book "America: The Book". In it, lies the biggest shock image ever...naked supreme court justices. Yup, naked Rehnquist, naked Scalia, naked O'Connor, and naked Thomas. You will fap to any of the 9 pictures!
Ohh yeah...page 99 is the best thing in this world.
by World Domination July 05, 2005
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HOLY SHIP! YOUR GETTIN A VIRUS!
UR MOM: YOU CAN NOT BREAK MY PHONE

YOU: VIRUS.EXE ████████████████ 99%
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99 slaps

The process of getting slapped (rejected) 99 times before a girl will say yes to a date.
Did you get your 99 slaps yet?
by TMP1R3 November 10, 2010
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