Rusty horseshoe

The sexual act of using a foot to perform intercourse with a woman's vagina while she is menstruating.
She was raggin', so I gave her a rusty horseshoe.
by Living_dead_gurrrl July 06, 2017
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Urban Horseshoes

A popular game in which a player attempts to toss plastic six-pack rings covered in bird seed around the heads of pigeons.
There are way too many pigeons around here. What say we play a game of Urban Horseshoes and see if we can cut down on the population a bit?

Close only counts in Urban Horseshoes and Alka Seltzer handgrenades
by Link Larkin February 13, 2011
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Horseshoe

Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother
Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
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horseshoe

When Zionist venue owners/management cancel events at the last minute so as to try to cancel humanitarian Palestinian events
"oh man, did you hear, JJ's cancelled the Fundraiser for Gaza Children last minute"
"damn, Zionist pressure caused BB's to horseshoe the fundraiser for girls education last week, too!"
by hevalatia December 19, 2023
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anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
by Flank steaktastic September 18, 2015
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anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic September 16, 2015
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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 03, 2025
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