hoebag

Typically designer purses bought through means of gold digging or prostitution.

"It's Friday night! he gonna love me! I'ma take all his money! Then Monday I'm going to neiman marcus and get a new hoebag"

by eyfoo August 29, 2023

Hoebag

Someone who inconveniences your life and/or ruins your day in a preventable way

Joey Vanderkoff is such a hoebag for making me roll extra silverware!

by Tacomacsucks123 May 3, 2022

Hoebag

The best hoe out there.

Dixie: Hey hoebag
Ellie: hi Dixie

by Llllahoebag May 3, 2022

Hoebag

Ya mum

Ya mums a hoebag

by Stupidhoebag November 15, 2021

Hoebag

Rayne

What’s a hoebag? How am I a hoebag??
You are. You are Rayne

by Bebby September 18, 2021

hoebag

someone who is a mix of a douchebag and a hoe and/or someone who is stupid and/or annoying

“omg Samantha won’t call me, she’s a hoebag”

by imnotmoo June 18, 2023

Hoebag

A woman in her mid 40s who can never pay their bills on time.

Kathy didn’t pay her bill again this month, fucking hoebag.

by YourMom 69 May 9, 2025