When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
by Recycle champ January 24, 2025
Get the Hocking River dwarfgasimmug. by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
Get the shit hockingmug. by Nnsmnsns November 23, 2021
Get the siong hockmug. by GhostFox199 October 30, 2020
Get the Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spacklemug. V. To schmooze with someone.
To go out of your way to talk to someone.
Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).
N. A schmooze
To go out of your way to talk to someone.
Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).
N. A schmooze
J. “Have you met the new kid?”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”
“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”
J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”
“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”
J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”
by bcockscotch February 26, 2025
Get the Hockmug. A man with a horse cock.
by Rustycatsupbottle February 12, 2022
Get the Hockmug. Player 1: im dead
Player 2: im coming
Player1: He's too good just run, go for placements you can't win
Player 2: *Attempts to run
Zac Hocking: I see you bitch
Player 2: starts unbreath'nting
Player 2: im coming
Player1: He's too good just run, go for placements you can't win
Player 2: *Attempts to run
Zac Hocking: I see you bitch
Player 2: starts unbreath'nting
by bigPPenergy ;) November 1, 2021
Get the Zac Hockingmug.