Hoagie

An enormous penis...no relation to the large sandwich

My fat girlfriend finished off a hoagie by herself, then she had a bit of my hoagie.

by Nilknarf Den January 13, 2006

hoagie

getting a blow job while eating a sandwhich..

last night my girlfriend was giving me a hoagie while watching sports center...

by THe calculator. October 16, 2010

Hoagie

To take a day off work.

Variations:
Hoagie w/cheese: Taking a day off without telling anyone.
Hoagie w/onions: Taking a day off, and everyone bitches about it.
Whole Hoagie: Whole day off work.
Half Hoagie: Half day off work.

I'm taking a whole hoagie tomorrow, hold the onions.

by Tantram July 22, 2010

Hoagie Hog

A female who just cant get enough male genitalia. Often known for manipulating more than one penis at a time.

Dude #1: "Yea I heard that Carlos had sex with her."
Dude #2: "Well so did Andrew, Billy Ray, and Martin...bitch is a hoagie hog I guess."

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

better hoagie down

Comes from a goofy reddit thread by the same name.

Basically is another term for "be prepared," or "be careful"

"It's cold out there, better hoagie down!"

by CTDT January 13, 2023

Hoagie

A penis
word originated in philly because everyone around there is a dick

Hey white girl suck on my Hoagie

i got a hoagie for ya

by Michael Arguelles December 12, 2004

hoagie hands

The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.

Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!

by hoagieface October 23, 2012