hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017

Hide the Rum!

What you say when you really don't want to share your happy juice.

1: hey lets get ready for the party before the guests come.
2: k
1: so what to do?
2: Hide the rum!

by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017

hide and seed

a sexualised version of the children's game "hide and seek", the seeker must find the hider and once found the seeker cums inside them
this game is best played in your own house naked

Person 1: wanna play some hide and seed?
Person 2: sure i'd love to, i'm gonna hide
Person 2: hides
Person 1: 3, 2, 1...
Person 1: ready or knot here i cum

by Arstotzka69420 September 3, 2023

hide it in the bunker

A sexual act between homosexual males. When a male inserts his penis in another man's anus, one would say he was "hiding it in the bunker."

His ass was so fine, I wanted to hide it in the bunker.

by MrsG Take it from me June 8, 2016

hide the salami

A euphemism for homosexual intercourse.

I caught Ace playing hide the salami with Gary.

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012

hide and bust

Similar to Hide and Seek, Hide and Bust is a game in which the hiders are required to masturbate until they are found. The first person to be found that hasn’t busted, becomes the new seeker.

“Damn, I haven’t played hide and bust in SO long..”

by letsgetthisbread March 2, 2018