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HEM

Hem is a very nervous guy. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. Hem does not have social antennas. Hem is a very good dancer. Hem is also the definition of an ugly hypebeast who wears ugly hype clothes. Hem is also the guy that always brings rests from yesterdays dinner.
Hello, how is your HEM today?
by momobates October 10, 2018
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Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-
Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT
by 5sos is me October 4, 2021
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Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...
by Hokken January 22, 2024
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Luke Hemmings

Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.
—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.
by thedevilish October 24, 2019
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Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.
"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."
by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010
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Luke Hemmings

A australian blonde god! born 1996, lead singer of band 5 seconds of summer. got a black lip ring which is overly hot, and extremely tall.

got one of the most powerful voices but still probably the quietest in the group. he is the youngest yet tallest one in the band and has a dog named petunia.
by hottest of the hot November 7, 2021
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