Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-

Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT

by 5sos is me October 5, 2021

Luke Hemmings

lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates

someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!

by vaporlive September 9, 2021

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hem-lock

A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.

When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

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