Hast

The handpuppet lord of the hidden world and figure of worship within the hastinian religion formed 2013 in northern sweden

The Hast shall claim thee all, have you seen the Hast and his unlimited power

by HastMessiah October 9, 2025

SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity

friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'

by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023

Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).

*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024

Hastings

Hastings is the second name of absolute legend Edward Hastings from the iconic drama Line of Duty.

Officer: "So your name is Edward Harding?"
Hasings: "No it's HASTINGS, LIKE THE BATTLE"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 7, 2020

Hastings

A Psychic spy or Remote Viewer

Hastings is a psychic spy

by Ichigobossu June 21, 2025

Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.

Tristan is going full hastings this weekend

by hertoxicbf May 5, 2023

Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting

Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school

by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020