gymnastics

The greatest sport known to man.

Look up Kohei Uchimura Greatest Moments and prepare to be amazed.

Her: No way , you do gymnastics?

Me: Yeah

Her: Wanna go out some time *Visible Attraction*

by breza June 6, 2022

gymnast

a gymnast is an amazing person who works their ass off and is super dedicated. they are usually short and have huge muscles. they could lift you lmao. also they are never able to hang out with friends because they are always training at the gym.

a: why does she never able to go out with us
b: oh she's a gymnast

by yourmomisaqueen May 28, 2022

gymnastics

a sport that involves flips

there are 3 disciplines
its for men and women

Sophie does gymnastics.

by gymmei September 11, 2021

emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.

Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."

by von groovy July 2, 2024

Gymnastics

More than a sport. An art that involves courage, bravery, will power, mental and physical strength, flexibility and passion. Gymnastics is a sport that can change your life, body and is really very fun. There are 7 main disciplines of gymnastics all with their own unique flips and tricks which are very fun to learn. It is a creative and artistic sport that is for all genders and all ages. It is a sport that is fun and interesting to do but also to watch.

My favourite sport is gymnastics. What about you?
Gymnastics is so fun.

by gymnast_4nn13 November 22, 2021

Mental Gymnastics

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

mental gymnastics

The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.

Often overlaps with gaslighting.

People who think that Roblox is better than it was ten years ago are practicing Mental Gymnastics.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2024