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legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
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Spanish Gymnast

A type of oral intercourse. Where the male is lying down with his legs spread apart on the wall, meanwhile his partner goes into a handstand leaning on the opposing wall, whilst orally intercoursing.
Man: Yo I'm feelin the spanish vibes...Wanna do the Spanish Gymnast?
Partner: Yas queen!
by official_allah January 2, 2021
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National gymnastics manager day

On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts
Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!
by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021
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gymnastics

gymnastics is a sport you have to be extremely committed to. it is pain and suffering but you make it look pretty. if you put in the work, its 100% worth it.
gymnastics is one of the hardest sports in the world
by you don't know me:) December 10, 2022
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gymnast

A woman who can perform strongest high kick ever.
Masochists watch olympic gymnastics to imagine themselves being kicked by sexy gymnasts in the screen!
by Drango777 November 28, 2016
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Polish gymnastics

Susan used her skills in polish gymnastics to give my balls a fair amount of licking.
by Epistemicballz March 22, 2021
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