When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
Get the legal gymnasticsmug. An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
by Kevin lover December 20, 2022
Get the Gymnastics coach Kevinmug. A type of oral intercourse. Where the male is lying down with his legs spread apart on the wall, meanwhile his partner goes into a handstand leaning on the opposing wall, whilst orally intercoursing.
by official_allah January 2, 2021
Get the Spanish Gymnastmug. by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021
Get the National gymnastics manager daymug. gymnastics is a sport you have to be extremely committed to. it is pain and suffering but you make it look pretty. if you put in the work, its 100% worth it.
by you don't know me:) December 10, 2022
Get the gymnasticsmug. Masochists watch olympic gymnastics to imagine themselves being kicked by sexy gymnasts in the screen!
by Drango777 November 28, 2016
Get the gymnastmug. by Epistemicballz March 22, 2021
Get the Polish gymnasticsmug.