floof

Cutesy other name for flowers, when dogs are involved mostly, on Twitter.

The floof just looks like the sun!
The floof smells really nice.

by Floofmeister June 11, 2022

Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024

Floof

Your little floof is your pet
Floof is the same as fluff but better

Person 1: what to see my floof
Person 2:YYYAAASSSSS!!!

by (*^*) November 17, 2019

Danger Floof

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

by ANON716 December 18, 2022

Floof Boi

kys if you use this lingo I’m not joking foowave you suck

Foowave: Awe look at that floof boi
Everyone Else: KYS foowave

by FoowaveKindaGay April 12, 2024

Floof

A really fluffy hamster!!

Wow, Peaches the hamster is SUCH a floof!

by madddiiieee May 19, 2018

Floof

A very fluffy cute fur-ball of cuteness. Usually a cat or dog but any atrociously cute animal could be considered a floof. Did I mention flooves are super cute. You know you've seen a floof when you go to the animal shelter and want to cuddle with a little puppy or a newborn kitten, those are some examples of adorable flooves. Your new neighbor's ugly chihuahua is NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FLOOF! Am I clear? Good.

"Omg look at my new puppy! He's so cute"
"Yeah he's a total floof. So tiny and cute!"

by PotatoChipMaster August 3, 2019