Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024

Floof

One's pubic hair (or bush) only when it is particularly covered in fluffy sometimes wiry hairs.

Man, your floof is looking fine today!

by evabeaver7 September 1, 2025

Floof

My best friend, because she is the definition of soft and fluffy.

Her: *squealing over tiny fluff birds*
Me: You are a floof

by Blueygreenylove March 23, 2020

Floof

Something really fluffy. Like a samoyed. Or ralsei. Both are floofy as fuck.

dude you see that doggo?
yeah it's floofy as fuck

by anonymous May 18, 2023

Floof

To spread one’s buttcheeks apart to pass gas without making a fart noise so no one can hear.

My stomach was rumbling on my date last night, so I went into the bathroom and floofed.

by Dazeen May 23, 2018

Big Floof

A big floof is a creature of some sort that has to much floof to be recognized.

Jimbo: Look at that big floof.
Carl Wheezer: Mmmm. Yeah jimmy he looks like a croissant.

by Crusader#314 March 31, 2020

Floof

Piece of hair that is out of place on one's head. The type of hair that people point and laugh at. The type of hair that, when looked at in the mirror, stares into your soul and burns with hatred.

Hey look at that girl's floof! How silly!

by Blowtoot December 2, 2018