Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:

Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.

by Jtime2 February 24, 2009

Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

A complex card game, sometimes refered to as "Yu-Gi-Oh"

Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?

by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021

Fourth Base

This is the final step in a relationship that involves having sex.

Me and Jace hit fourth base last night, oh boy was I ready for that.

by NekoNeoNano July 7, 2015

Fourth Wall Break

What Deadpool does constantly

"Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break. That's like sixteen walls!"

by Harley Quinnzel August 25, 2016

fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.

"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"

by Keith Laird May 28, 2006

fertspit

The act of spitting in a cup and testing the saliva with Litmus paper to determine one's prime time to get knocked up.

also see fertspitter

My old lady fertspit purple so I'm going to hit it in the rear tonight, perhaps even hockey style.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008