Starter Farter

That enormous fart given before a poo that can be heard from another room.

"That was some starter farter you gave in the loo babe."

by shakeshakeboom September 15, 2017

soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer

Jhonny is a soccer farter

by UglylilDress March 14, 2018

night farter

See erik

Erik is a night farter and when he does to sleep he gags on the smell

by hairpeice February 8, 2018

Cannon Farter!

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.

Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.

by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020

Farter Martyr

When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .

Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.

I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.

Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.

She died for the sins of my butthole.

Don’t be a farter martyr.

by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023

farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine

ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.

by visea October 21, 2020