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Fortnite 

Something that only the lowest and loneliest of virgins play
Friend: I won in fortnite
Me: *sigh* you poor little child
Fortnite by JMO55 February 15, 2018

Fortnite 

The game that you won't be able to win once ever.
Your Friend : yo, wanna play fortnite?

You : Go Suck You're moms dick you ugly ass nigga
Fortnite by ElaMain February 18, 2018

Fortnite 

A game commonly played by virgins and broke people
Hey when’s the last time a girl talked to you since you’re always playing fortnite?
Fortnite by Christian_Mom February 26, 2018

Fortnite 

Me: Fortnite is just a MC Hunger Games ripoff
Fortnite Fans: NO MINECRAFT IS A FORTNITE COPY
Me: You know the release date? Get out my life.
Fortnite by Pixelcraftian April 2, 2018

Fortnite 

A game usually played by normies and people under the age of 12, it copied PUBG/H1Z1 and most likely from Minecraft too. It is also probably be the only thing people will talk about in school for a few months and if you say anything bad about it, people will say you just hate it because you suck at it.
12 year old normie: lol want to play Fortnite.
Me: No the game is trash.
12 year old normie: shut up fagit you probably are just saying its trash because you suck at it lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 111!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1111!11!111!11

Fortnite 

The number 1 leading cause of suicide.

Do not play it if u rage because u will probably die by a four year on his mums iPad and start screaming no u tolu at your screen.

Pro fortnite players include EddieTheEgg501 and that’s it.

Go die if u are an eight year old with a fortnite YouTube channel.

Fortnite will eat u for dinner in a cupboard and that cupboard is on drugs that were sold by an ant and that ant had Ebola and that Ebola was from t series
Obese child: mummy I want to play fortnite

Retarded mum: no u tolu
Obese child: mummy are u proud of me I got a number one victory royale
Retarded mum: btw ur adopted