A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020
Get the James G. Blaine Elementarymug. Basically a concentration camp do not send your kids here unless you want your children to be depressed and suicidal. Better off sending your kid to some ghetto school because the education probably is better since all the teachers are dumb as fuck. The principle is 900 years old and will personally attack ur child most likely. Basically this school is like spending 10 years in hell.
Ew shit this place is like sacred heart elementary school
Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad
Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad
by Hopesbrownies68 October 16, 2017
Get the sacred heart elementary schoolmug. one of the shittiest schools you will ever attend, plus its full of fake ppl who should never be trust haha. also i only like one teacher (literature) the rest can go suck my dick a doodle doo
st brendan (hs and elementary) “omg did you see that on the news st brendan is one of he hest schools in miami like ew false advertisement”
by anonymousksksk August 2, 2018
Get the st brendan (hs and elementary)mug. Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.
by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019
Get the Maple Ridge Elementary Schoolmug. Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics:
When you're trying to impress someone, use big words that neither of you know....like elementary aerodynamics.
When you're trying to impress someone, use big words that neither of you know....like elementary aerodynamics.
Hey dude if your trying to impress that chick, use the Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamics. Works every time.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010
Get the Das's Law of Elementary Aerodynamicsmug. Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
by thebiotchnextdoorr223 June 18, 2019
Get the Oak Valley Elementary Schoolmug. Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!
Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)
Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)
Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler
by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020
Get the fake depressed elementary schoolermug.