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dining hall dash

the subsequent jog or full on sprint on the way back to your dorm room from the dining hall due to a sudden and serious urge to make a bowel movement onset by the meal that you just finished eating.
Dude A: "Hey man why are you runnin so fast back to the dorm? I thought we were going to stop at the library?"

Dude B: "Dude i gotta dining hall dash! Those beefy nachos are gonna make me squirt!"
by CUTiger2013 October 29, 2010
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Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?
by Summertimefun August 14, 2009
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Dairylea Dunking

The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.
Martin: Hey Adam wanna try dairylea dunking?
Adam: Yeah but im doing the dunking
by dickfadge mc gurty March 6, 2009
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dining room

people walk through the dining room to get to the kitchen
by !!!!!FrAnKiE!!!!!! December 16, 2008
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Cock Dunking

Cock Dunking would be the act of ducking a cock into a glass of warm milk. Milk is preferable but other warm liquids would also work.
Walked into Jesse's house he was in the living room cock dunking with a mug of warm milk. He explained that it feels about the same as a whagina with out the person so its a good thing when your at home bored. Hes a cock dunker!
by twistedfuq November 9, 2008
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Monkey Dunking

An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.
Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"
by Tifa Lynn November 30, 2009
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sniffing the dining room rug

When someone falls down so drunk it appears that they are sniffing the dining room rug
Erik and Laura were so wasted they fell down and started sniffing the dining room rug
by BrianTitansword March 11, 2012
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