Doot-da-doo

The cardboard roll in the center of toilet paper, paper towels, wrapping paper etc.

Husband- "Don't throw away the doot-da-doo"!
Wife- "What's a doot-da-doo"?
Husband- (places paper towel roll to lips) "DOOT-DA-DOO"!!! (Smiles)

by Bigdude716 August 6, 2018

Doot doot

It’s doot doot, if you don’t understand we can’t be friends.

Doot doot it’s spooktober doot doot

by Doot doot doot October 12, 2019

doot sex

Having anal sex with your partner, who must have belly button lint, and avoiding foot sex because you have foot fungus.

I was twirling belly button lint in my fingers as my feet burned from the foot fetish, so i began to have doot sex.

by Dooty Booty March 7, 2018

doot chute

Another word for an asshole

I fucked in her in her doot chute

by T DePuy October 1, 2005

doot dado

A person commonly characterized by mentally retarded actions

Yo, Chris is a fucking doot dado fo sho nigga! He must have left his helmet at home!

by likmuhballs December 21, 2008

doot doo

A doot doo is another term used to describe the male genitalia or penis.

-"Where's sean?"
"he's at the hospital"
- "What happened?!?!?!?
"He got his Doot doo stuck in his pants zipper..."
-"Ouch Man, that shit is serious."

Wholly shit did you see the size of Sean's doot doo??...it's colossal!

by scooter_pie324 February 22, 2009

Doot rod

A penis

Then I put my doot rod in her pussy.

by El duce of QBN July 23, 2016