Dizzy Wanker

When a person is being a twat it makes them a dizzy wanker

“Shut up you dizzy wanker”

by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020

Dizzy Dory Hoe!

A female who is dumb over a hoe bag or in conclusion a boy or a girl

Girl why you still talking to him and he clearly for the streets you a dizzy dory hoe!

by maimai10 June 18, 2020

Dizzy Gillespie

The act of pulling one's face tightly towards the rectum whilst receiving the standard version of a Rusty Trombone which creates a seal around the anus with the lips. The Dizzy Gillespie (DG) provider then flagulates causing the receiver's (Dizzy Gillespie'ed) facial cheeks to expand, giving the appearance of the legendary trumpet player, Dizzy Gillespie.

Dizzy Gillespie-(v.) I was getting my salad tossed, then I reached back and pulled her head in tight and let one rip! That bitch got Dizzy Gillespie'ed!!!

by Maximus Carontus March 19, 2007

dizzy cunt

A human female with no sense of what is going on; possibly disoriented, or confused. Most likely she tries to charge you the past midnight fee on your foot long sub at local gas stations.

When at Sheetz it is commonplace to say,
"That dizzy cunt tried to charge me extra for my MTO!"

by the method frank February 5, 2004

dizzy bint

When a boy named Connor passey is attracted to multiple big cocks

He was watching Connor being a dizzy bint

by Harrison darkes July 28, 2020

dizzy lax

similar to dizzy bat, dizzy lax is an activity for the bros. during this activity, the butt end of a lax spoon is removed. (assuming the inside of the spoon is sanitary) the hollow spoon is filled with an alcoholic beverage of choice. the competitor then consumes the alcohol from the hollow of the lax stick. once all traces of alcohol are consumed, the bro proceeds to touch the spoon perpendicular to the ground and spin around it with their head on the butt end of the spoon, of course making sure that their lax pinny does not get tangled and their flow stays intact. After the spinnage is complete, a kind sir or madam will throw a lax bullet at the bro, who will then attempt to catch the ball in their fluffy lax net and proceed to execute a small sprint, possibly throwing mad stunts in (ex. roll dodge, etc). dizzy lax is held in the highest regard to all lax bros. dizzy bat is a thing of the past; it is an activity for wannabe bros who participate in acts of faggotry, such as the frowned-upon sport of "baseball." work hard. party hard.

"hey libby, care to lax?" - Alli
"nahh bro, let's dizzy lax." - Libby
"good idea, i'll get my spoon. you get the brews." - Alli

by broseidon, god of flow June 14, 2010

dizzy bat

A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the cut off handle end of a wiffle ball bat, while their friends count as 'one-one thousand', etc. Next, the hitter must crouch down and spin one time around for each count of their drinking time, with their forehead placed on the mouthpiece end of the bat, the other end resting on the top of one foot. Upon completion of the determined number of rotations, the pitcher crushes the empty beer can and then pitches it to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again. A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators. Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all, although this is likely an indication that they are not really giving it their all. In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.

If we're going to play dizzy bat right here, we are definitely going to need some spotters.

by e-bon September 9, 2010