crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018

hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?

Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet

by defectedlance August 18, 2017

dessert

A slang term for "post-credit scenes"

I thought the movie was over, but the dessert really surprised me with that hilarious post-credit scene!

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Dessertation

The dessert/treat you indulge yourself with after handing in your dissertation

I'm going to get my well deserved dessertation after this extremely difficult dissertation

by Gwcwgal April 26, 2024

Strictly Desserts

The flavour destination to celebrate memories and quench sweet cravings.

A tub of joy enjoyed by 1 to 85 year olds..!

Best revenge is to enjoy a tub of Strictly Desserts when your brother is down with cold..!

by Strictly Desserts January 31, 2022

Desserts

Stressed backwards

Desserts is stressed backwards

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023